DongFangShuo is the han dynasty’s most famous comic master, is also a famous scholar.He’s funny things, many of the emperor.After that, DongFangShuo inauguration), but not too treatment, and no chance to remove all the emperor, what benefits, heart not boring.One day, he is unhappy at the front, a group of gnomes, then a dwarf, to those feigning surprise, said: “I tell you a secret, things look bad! Recently court to save money, say you runt useless, only one game, cannot produce cost, white, will give you all the food to kill!”
Listen to the elves, scared, all together, please do DongFangShuo managed to help.So he disguised compassion, said to them: “you only go to the emperor, or can obtain supplications, die!” surviving grace,
This was after emperor, then came here to elves knees before driving, holy burst into tears, cried out to forgive.Wu, anger, under the wise, LiChuan DongFangShuo saw driving, scold a way: “why do you all?”
The princes DongFangShuo kneeling SINS: “the case! But there is action speak three feet long emperor: gnome clause, a bag of rice, money, 240 length, nine feet three inches. So, treatment should not eat too will dwarf support, and princes will not starve? Your majesty, if not the bread of the princes, adjust remedy, improve life treatment, couldn’t live.”
Listen to the emperor laughed, even DongFangShuo stay within JinMaMen, management, a royal eunuch promotion, sideways doctor ranks.DongFangShuo rumors and raise, trick finally succeed