Eivi Reviews

Capitalising on holiday, I capitalising were friends to karaoke CARDS classmate to celebrate.On December 31, 1999 is the big day, we end to karaoke, bottom together.

Capitalising capitalising to play three o ‘clock, everybody take half live carelessly tipsy from home.Mr Koizumi to the other side, the bus station by bus to go to night by car door closer.I was walking by the front door with brigade take a taxi.

Capitalising capitalising back to my house, suddenly got into four o ‘clock already Mr Koizumi.His words TouXian a backdoor into the elevator, see three men plane, in no reason to see, and not according to that he G type according to cast off and buried.
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An old lady asked a painter repaint the wall .When the painter into the door, he saw her blind  Husband.But men looks optimistic, so the painter in there work . They talked very speculation, painter never mention the  host defects.
　　
After work, bills, lady found out the painter than originally settled the price hit a big discount.She ask: “why do you count  little so much?”
　　
The painter answered: “I am with you, yout Mr.white.Feel very happy.For his life attitude me that the situation is not bad.Therefore, the part of minus the point of my gratitude, he said, because he made me not to work too hard!”
　　
The painter for the wife to her husband, she cried in tears.Because the generosity of painter, his only one hand.
　　
Attitude is like a magnet, regardless of our thoughts are the positive or negative, we all suffer its traction.And like a wheel, make us toward a certain direction.Although we can’t change life.Course, but we can change the outlook on life,Although we can’t change environment, but we can change the mood.

Xiao Tong went  into the police station, director of the Da met him and shook in his head . Director Zhang Xiao-front with the walk, stand at attention, salute, hippie smile said: “The report Chang, Daniel Lee report to you the same again!” Director Zhang criticized his sentence: “Look at you like a bear!” Director Zhang criticized after think quickly, on his ass kicked. Daniel Lee with Paipaipigu the gray, still hippie smile and said: “Zhang is, I go.” Daniel Lee with having just one step, Director Zhang face of a pull, shouted: “Stop!” Daniel Lee asked with surprised a moment: “Zhang is also I help you? “Director Zhang relentless stare at him, the police of a Pong Xiao said:” Xiao, a dog day of his material to ask that this non-uniform he can not! ”

Daniel Lee is famous with the fob is also thick skinned than car tires. After holding onto clients always leave quietly pay a fine. LI Xiao same can be relied on thick-skinned, police station, grabbed him every time, he did not pay a fine. Station off him, he not only did not pay a fine, the police station but had to control his food. Each Director Zhang anger stomachache.

Xiao Liu asked the materials, the Director Zhang him in a small room. Daniel Lee said with indifference: “Zhang is, I have the Pi Yong Guan.” Director Zhang “Oh” sound, said: “Daniel Lee the same, this not the same, when will you pay a fine of 5,000 yuan, when will it let you out!” Daniel Lee said with disdain: “shut up, put off, really boring.”

Daniel Lee with in a small room, he was Director Zhang consecutive hungry for three days, afraid of starving him to the fourth day morning, Director Zhang asked: “Daniel Lee with, pay a fine of not pay?” Daniel Lee said with a faint: “do not pay ! Unless I’m starving. “Director Zhang on his ass kicked, said:” Daniel Lee the same, today is the last day, do not pay a fine, tomorrow I’ll go you gave the county detention center. “Xiao-Zhang with the director of the arch over to say: “Tomorrow Zhang transferred to county as me, which is promoted me, and I thank it is also too late,” said this, Xiao-the same head down to the ground, fainted passed. Director Zhang Mang Han people send him to hospital.
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One five-year-old son ask me:
“Mommy, where I come from?”
My answer: “you from my belly inside come!”
The boy looked at my belly ask a way again:
“Then I at that time is very small, but have no eyes and mouth?”
My answer: “yes!”
“Oh…”
After a while, the son ran to:
“Mommy, mommy, what time do you eat me?”
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